Cage Cleaning time
Hi Puffy! aww.. I really need to cut that long hair of his...it's so very hot these days. Anyway, what a colorful cage you have^^ Imagine how relaxing it is to live in such a pretty world
anyway, this is what the cage kinda looks like when I am cleaning it....all the fleece gets piled on top while I do the bottom floor. I place all the piggies on the second floor too. It's funny to watch them try to navigate around the cage around, over and under piles and piles of cozies and blankets Can you spot Snowy? YES! that big white chunk smack in the middle is her!! And er...just who might that brown puffy tuft of hair sticking up belong to??
"I can't stand messiness! MOM! Tidy this place up please!!"
and being such a dutiful piggy mom........look at that spotless cage!!!!!
and then moving on to the other cage....er..Shirley and Jiffy are a little annoyed that the floor has suddenly turned hard! Where is their soft snuggly fleece????
"Psst, Shirley, it's a burning tub of lava down there!! Hold on to me, we mustn't lose our footing!!!!"
*relationship update*: Shirley and Jiffy has an on-again, off-again relationship. It's currently ON.
"what do you suppose will happen if we were to hop down there, Jiff?"
"Dunno. But I'm not going to let anything happen to you..!!"
"*ahem!!!*...does no one give a poop about ME?"
Retorts Snoopy...who is squished all the way to the back, can you spot her?
Looks like the soft fleecey flooring has been restored. Come on, piggies, hop off there!
Shirley has always been a bit of a daredevil, so she's the first one off!
and the Jiffy...
and finally our PLUMP Snoopy. Would you look at that behind....
and they found a new toy in their cage! A tunnel! This looks like fun....
hmm, the pigs keep themselves busy with this new addition
Shirley thinks it makes a great bed, too
"Hey everyone! Wheek wheek! It's me and Jiff's 3 day anniversary tomorrow! Piggies are allowed to come by invitation only, and that includes you, Snoopy! No special privilege just cuz you're our roomate...."
look at these teenagers, so in love
"Oh dear, dear...should I tell her...should I??"
Something seems to be troubling Jiffy....
Jiffy tentatively approaches his gf.
"um...honey? I have something to confess....but b-but you mustn't get mad, promise??"
"of course not! You are my night in fluffy armor! Kish kish!"
*Shirley and Jiffy shares a kiss*
So Jiffy starts to tell the tale...Looking as guilty as EVER. can you see the guilt in his eyes??
"the other day.....I was um...looking for you..."
"and...I got the wrong girl!"
*SHIRLEY GASPS IN HORROR*
"Mind you, it had nothing to do with your cousin, Snoopy! She was doing her best to shake me off! It's all because of my failing eyesight and scent lately. I can't tell the two of you apart!!"
"Snoopy gave me a good scolding....and when I realized it wasn't you, honey, I quickly backed off....are you....mad? ><"
Shirley is still in complete shock, and needs a few seconds to compose herself.
"and here I was, trying to think of an Anniversary present for you! UGH! @#(*)&%$&#@%!!!!!!!!!"
"hmm, I wonder what they are fighting about?"
"You can go stick you NOSE, up...up.....#)$(#&*@(*%&)@*$_)#&%*^*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shirley gives Jiffy a good nipping
FOREVER! AND EVER!
"Who you callin' honey!"
"Ma! Help! My girlfriend looks like she's gonna eat me!"
"ooohh, you're in for much much worse....
*Shirley rolls up sleeves*"
Jiffy's punishment is to stay in this corner and reflect + repent upon his wrongdoings, while Shirely stands overhead, making sure he's remorseful 100% of the time!!
But she is still fuming, despite Jiffy's efforts to comfort and reassure her. She is getting grouchier by the minute!
*Huffing and puffing*
"HMPH, I deserve SO much better than him....I'm young...beautiful......."
"honey? you still mad, dear?"
"Look at my sexy figure, my beautiful white scarf and my purty purty arse...I'm gonna go find myself a decent man! oh, this is so SO insulting and humiliating! Making out with my cousin, my roomate, who lives in the same home as me!!!!!!"
Shirley spends the rest of the afternoon making a list of potential candidates that meet her standards...
"Men and the whole marriage business is overrated...."
Meanwhile, Snoopy checks out the Prisonbreak characters on the wall....
and does some stretching exercises....
to keep her figure fit and saaaxxy!
"What?! JIFFY!!! You told her what happened?! She will never forgive me now! Did you tell her about your poor eyesight and scent?! DID YOU?!"
"Yes, yes, of course I did!"
"then why isn't she convinced???"
*Snoopy shakes her head in despair and frustration....she would never be the third person!! NEVER!!
"Jiffy you are such a life ruiner! Get out of my face!!!!"
Poor Snoopy, misunderstood><''
But no matter how much trouble and turmoil there is in the world....if they catch that whiff of parsley, ALL troubles are forgotten.......
"Oh gee! Is that what I think it is? Is it, Is it??""
"I smell it!!!"
er...I thought a second ago, Snoopy was ready to flatten Jiffy....now they look like fellow comrades....
what?! I thought Jiffy and Shirley are estranged?? What's all this parsley-kissing????
"my parsley! You go away Snoopy, I still hate you!"
Parsley is like...the peace food for guinea pigs
Seems like all the scorn and animosity...
Look at Shirley's tongue. I love piggy tongues!! ^^
wow, look at her stretch!
Look at those fingers, clinging on, lol
...and then Snoopy barges through
"hey Snoopy! Get out of my way you homewrecker!!"
and Shirley takes the front spot again...
until her Ex and Cousin cuts in
and then she is shoved completely out of the way!
Do not underestimate Snoopy's strength when it comes to reaching for food....
and here is Kale...
A united front again! Look at those flailing hands!
after their tummies are all bulged up from parsley...kale...
lettuce....let's have a status update:
Girls, are you still fighting?
"Maybe not.....but we're both still mad at Jiffy!"
"WHAT?? That is SO not fair! I was the one who confessed to show my sincerity for our anniversary.... how, how did the situation turn into ME being the enemy now?? Women are so good at manipulation!!!!!!"
"Whatever you say, Jiffy. We all hate you! Now come over and do poop duty!"
"hurry now!!! Slowpoke!"
When Jiffy is done and exhausted from cleaning the cage, ensuring everything is spick and span......he is sent to the *Isolation Sak* for further reflection upon his "wrongdoings".
He is so depressed...all you can see is his one foot
Fat and green!
"Hey, that's not very nice at all! The camera angle is totally making me look fat, stop pointing it at me!!!!"
"I hate you, mom!"
and...a quick look at life in the big cage...
Look at how small Cotton is back then...this photo was taken at least 2 weeks ago. And can you see Minipuff?
Snowy is always too cute for words when she's reaching for parsley!
she can't understand why her mommy always got to be so mean and make her reach and stretch and tug and pull at parsley....why can't mom just place it at her foot.....
not to mention constantly being bashed into by Shylie in the process....
and piggies don't share food!
So Snowy takes the higher ground
Shylie isn't that dumb!!
Look at the babies hiding in the background...this was when they were just abuot 1 week old, and hadn't discovered the wonderful world of veggies yet...XD