Return of the PIG
So Jen over at Jenscustomcrafts runs a piggy photo contest every month, and this month's theme is: Movie Moments. we happen to have some star wars figures lyin' around the house and our pigs were getting all worked up for some competition out there!! *smears face paint like native american*
so here is the whole star wars crew
We have Ahsoka sitting on the chicken walker
Anikan and Obi-wan rooted to the floor by blu-tak, lol
the troop of clone troopers. including Captain Rex and Commander Cody! Commander Fox is lying down on the floor...man down man down......and lthe red clone trooper looks wounded, or maybe he's praying for his life...
oh! and we even have a clone trooper in the air! although it looks more like it's stuck on the ceiling due to blue bubble gum
This is called White Vs. Grey.Maisy is a Jedi and Fuffy is a Sith!
and Creamy is the chicken walker operator
ENTER: GIANT BROWN HAMSTER!!!
"er.....I'm not a hamster...I'm a guinea pig, a peruvian, no less!"
"so what am I supposed to do here? attack or something?"
Creamy doesn't know which direction her enemy is in.
Creamy is sliding off her Droid car....
Oops! She fell,lol.
"Hey the droid commander just committed suicide. Can I go back to my cage and pee now..."
So now with the hamster-siths DEAD, Puffy has brought peace to the Galaxy~~. He's gonna celebrate in a pink strawberry bed. Er...although it doesn't look like Darth Vader and Darth Maul are about to give up over there...........
Puffy shows everyone how much better cuddling in a cuddle cup is, than brandishing those LiGhT SaBeRs around.....O_o
"Hey! Stop fighting!! I said STOP!"
* Puffy waves STOP sign in vain....*
"We are not fighting, large rodent. We are trying to STOP Darth Vader from destroying peace in the galaxy!" replied Obiwan patiently
Btw, I made a ridiculous mistake..........Anakin and darth Vader are BOTH HERE
Puffy is annoyed at stubborn Darth Vader. He thinks he can fight Vader solo!!! *eyes vader threateningly....* "Wai! I'm BIGGER than you, Furrier than you....."
On second thought, he's a little scared
"Hey padawan! Can you help me out here?"
While Obi-wan and Vader negotiates a peace treaty, Puffy is gonna lay back for a NAPPY
uh..peace treaty failed. BACK TO WAR. Puffy tries to lean as close to the jedis as possible...
That is Puffy's pathetic efforts at looking ferocious to scare off the siths.
Darth Vader says "The furry monster is falling asleep, now's the time to shoot!" *droid misses target*
We will leave the ending of the story to your imagination:)
For Jen's August Movie Moments Contest:
By the way, these are the photos we entered for her contest:
1)dozing off/passing out on the battlefield
2) piggy Jedi vs. hamster Sith
3) Stuck in the middle!
Posh n Go Shampoo Spokesperson!
This is how beautiful our Puffy is after a shower and a good brushing. This beats ANY human hair commercials out there! Take THAT, VS sassoon!
beautiful smooth silky SILKY smoooooth hair. BOOTIFUL!!!!!!!!!
Yeah..they shed a lot of hair
btw, pigs are rather vulnerable when they are getting their butt hair trimmed, don't ya think
This is Shylie and petite Puffy enjoying some time on my bed
and enjoying some time in their beds! The sunshine hits right where Shylie is in the afternoon, so she gets a warm back!
New Products Galore!!!!
Oh my goodness...........LOOK what came in the mail today!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are the hammocks/tunnels I ordered from Amy, and the Crash pads/beds/furry mats I ordered from Jenny!! I have been waiting 2 weeks for these coolies!!
Amy made special T tunnels for me, isn't she talented? I had ordered so much from her I had basically used up all her fabrics, so I decided to be a little gothic and get a Skulls and Roses fabric. Just for a different taste, since all the other fabrics are baby pastel gentle colours. err..what I didn't realize was she made the biggest item with this scary cloth:( lol we still love you Amy
Here is the 3 different tunnel lengths from her. I love the fabric in the middle, so colorful! We have yellow monkey fleece, blue helicopter fleece, and pink plain fleece
and the hammocks!!! I know pigs are not very fond of hammocks, far from rats and ferrets, but I thought they'll still look nice around the cage as "hanging decor". we've got a light blue double-decker-hammock, a sheep rectangular hammock, and a red cherries corner hammock! (my favourite is the sheep)
Her tunnels match the cuddler bed she made for me earlier. We've ordered 3 batches from Amy:P
and JENNY'S NOVELTY CRASH PADS!!!! From the left: red devil, cow, blue angel and pink angel!! The devil has a tail and the cow has horns, and angels have wings and a HALO!! *LOVING IT LOVING IT LOVING IT*.....
Here are the funky coloured beds she made me, along with the snuggle mats.
"hey come to our cage I'll show you how to use them!"
Such spoiled pigs....
little Jiffy. I think he's smiling
Why is Snowy looking grouchy? What's wrong?
"Nah, I'm not grouchy mom, I love the new bed!"
err...Looks like Snowy's butt is too big to fit!
Look at the fat/elegant Snoopy
"LURV it, ma!"
"love this one MORE! Is food coming up next?"
"sigh, waiting around for food is so tiring...."
"Hey I look much prettier in this cow bed than Snoopy does!"
Here is the DEVIL and SKULL tunnel in Puffy and Shylie's cage
Puffy tries to get on the hammock, lol, but he got stuck half way!
He's also having a "mushy poop day". Can you see the mushy brown substance in his um...butt?
"hey that wasn't very nice mommy! don't show other people my mushy poop!"
"Just so you know, I look as handsome as ever!"
and then Puffy wanted to get off this thing, he doesn't like being "off the ground" so he started struglling around...
"Yo wife! Give me a hand here will ya, I'm trying to get off this thing!"
"You get yourself on, you get yourself off. Besides, I need my beauty sleep!"
"You know sometimes I wonder why I got married."
"Or why anyone gets married for that matter!"
"today is not my day. Mushy poop plus pissy wife!"
moving on from Puffy's pitiful life...Here is the second floor! I hung the red cherries corner hammock here, so they have a pretty ceiling over their head as they sleep! If you don't have that hammock there, what happens is Shylie will sleep UNDER the bed. Bottom line: Sleeping pigs must have roofs over their heads!! Remember in the wild most of their predators are birds!
I love the "feeling" of this photo, everything is so warm and calming becuase of the reds and pinks. And the heart fleece! Add a pretty lady....................
This is what their love nest looks like...I didn't want to clutter it with alot of things so I took the T tunnel out and hung a hammock instead
Matching bed and tunnel!
Not making use of the 14 pound devil house, not making use of the 10 pound hammock.........Puffy doesn't appreciate the money I spend on him
anyway, this is what the 4 pigs living in the big cage is doing with their new furnishings. They can't figure out the hammocks so they LOVE to sleep behind them!
Fat white chub alert
Why so cautious Shirley?
Uhhh..Snowy even if you can't see us, it doesn't mean we can't see YOU! With all that meat.........
what about the tunnels? do they like the tunnels
"hey ma! how does this tunnel make me look! Do you think I'll get some lovin' from my wife now?"
I love it when I get shots of piggies with one peekaboo eye, lol. I also think he looks a bit like a FOX here....anyone?
now you see him..
Shylie! Did you eat PUFFY??
"maybe I would have if he wasn't having a Mushy poop day!"
"no mom...I didn't eat Puffy okay don't worry. Sheeesh!"
uh..Puffy, the entrance is a little bit to the right
That doesn't look comfortable....she's sleeping with her head too low, haha
"hey! check out our cage! It's way bigger and better!"
"don't you hate it when the strawberries on your tunnels are FAKE?"
as you can see our pigs can't get enough of the tunnels. this is a super long tunnel Amy made for me
two beautiful tunnels!
*watch the colourful tunnel at the front of the cage*: Snowy's head and Shirley's butt!
This is the left side of their beautiful cage...(spot Shirley?)
This is the right side of their beautiful cage
This is the top left side of their cage...
This is the top right side of their cage!!!!
Since everyone was in a hungry mode, I decided to up their appetites with strawberry tunnel, watermelon tunnel and watermelon house!
WHAT do you all think of their new cuddlies?? Okay and just before we go...Snoopy has something to say:
"Who you calling spoiled!"
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